Things That Go Bump In The Night,

Literally.

Wow.

First I Shall Set the Scene.

It Was A Wednesday Evening. I Was Getting Ready For Bed. I Was Minding My Own Business.
Right Next To My Bed Is A Very Tall Shelf. It Was Happy, It Was Minding It's Own Business.
My Room, Which Had Recently Been Tidied To An Amazing Standard, Was Also Minding Its Own Business.

2.24 a.m: Disaster Strikes, Chloe Is Awoken By A Loud Crash. I Think We Can Guess What Happened. Yes, The Once Innocent Shelf Has Fallen Smashing Practically Everything Smashable. My Calm, Contented Room Has Turned Into A War Zone.

So, I Spent The Best Part Of This Afternoon Making Peace In "The State Of Chloe" lol, I Never Did Find Out How The Shelf Incident Actually Happened But My Best Bet Is That I Got My Arm Stuck In It, Panicked And Then Tried To Retrieve The Straying Limb, Which Then Caused The "Shelf Issue".

Hmmmm...